05 May 2026 No fairy godmother required

May 5 gets a lot of attention for Cinco de Mayo, and while we celebrate the holiday in our office, it’s also National Cartoonist Day, which I’m finding more fun to write about today.

Because if cleaning were a cartoon, we’ve all been sold a pretty strange version of it.

Sometimes it’s Cinderella, where cleaning looks cheerful, effortless, and oddly well-lit. Sometimes it’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, where one small attempt to make life easier somehow turns into a full-blown household uprising. And sometimes it’s more like Tom and Jerry, with plenty of noise, frantic motion, and very little evidence that anything actually got cleaner.

We’ve been trained to expect either magic or chaos, but real cleaning is less fairy godmother and more preventing the slow decline of a countertop.

It’s not magical, it’s not glamorous, and it usually doesn’t come with background music. It’s noticing the kitchen counter before it starts collecting everything from the day. It’s wiping it down before it turns into a project. It’s catching up before the mess starts running the show.

After 30 years of doing this, I can tell you the real skill isn’t cleaning everything. It’s knowing what matters, where to focus, and when to step in so things don’t spiral.

That’s what regular cleaning does. It takes the drama out of it. No big before-and-after moment. No cartoon chaos. Just a home that’s handled.

Cheerfully,
Robin